Off Air – Vol. 2 Extra 13

Extra 13: Sneeze of a Moonlit Night

—–Translated by daydrop. Please read on the original site at

“Kitarou, you sneezed in the studio today, didn’t you?”

“Oh, I’m very sorry… It was durin’ a commercial though…”

“That’s not the problem here. What the hell is with that sneeze?”


“Seriously, that ‘achoo’ that you made? That little act of yours has blown past the limits of connivery. Are you really that invested in that damn kitten act?”

“U-um, but it’s just normal?”

“Osakans always add a suffix to everything like ‘achoom’ or ‘waachooo yaa dum.’”

“My dad dun even say that!”

“It’s all good though~ It’s cute~”

“Minagawa, just stop while ya ahead, ‘kay?”

“Which reminds me, I’ve never seen Senpai sneeze or yawn ever. But I did see him have the hiccups before.”

“That’s because everything’s preventable but the hiccups!”

“It’s one thing if we’re on the air, but do you really have to go to such lengths to hold it in?”

“Leave me alone. It’s my own business what I do.”

“Um, Tsuzuki-san, does he do those things at home?”

“He does, he does. He’s all ‘blehchoom’ and ‘wehhhchooey,’ you know~”

“I do not!”

“Ahahaha! I wanna see it~!”

“…Oiiii, Kei, don’t sulk. I’m sorry, okay? The moon is nice out, so let’s watch it together.”

“No way, it’s cold outside.”

“Are you afraid that you’ll sneeze because it’s cold?”

“Shut up, I’ll never sneeze again for the rest of my life.”

“Don’t say that.”

“Close the window, it’s freezing.”

“Come close it yourself.”

“You’re the one who left it open, dammit!”

“Look, it’s a beautiful full moon.”

“Why the hell are you smirking?”

“…Come over here. I’m really happy right now.”

“About what?”

“That I’m the only one who gets to see Kunieda-san’s yawns and sneezes as much as I want. You turned something ordinary into something special for me.”

“What are you saying after all this time…?”

“Well there aren’t many boyfriends who just let you monopolize them like this~ I’m so lucky~ But you belong to the living rooms of the whole country during the weeknights though.”

“You’re a moron— Ah, ah.”

“Oh, are you about to sneeze? Let’s go inside then.”

And then he sneezed inside their little home so that even the moon couldn’t see.

—–Translated by daydrop. Please read on the original site at

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4 thoughts on “Off Air – Vol. 2 Extra 13”

  1. Sooo cuuuttteeee.. why are you so cute Kei and Ushio.. hahaha and Nacchan i wanna hear him sneeze ❤️❤️❤️

    Thank you so much for the chapter!!!!~ 🙇🙇🙇🙇🙇🙇

    1. So Nacchan sneezes like a kitten, and Kei sneezes like a legendary monster???? 🤣🤣🤣

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